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Deer Hunting Humor:
Henry's Best Friend
A group of friends
went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night,
one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?!"
"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to
Dave and Fred get lost
One day Dave and Fred were Deer Hunting, and they got lost. Dave
tells Fred "wait, don't panic I learned what to do in case this
happens. Your supposed to shoot up into the air three times and
someone will here you and come with help,"
"Okay" said Fred. So he shoots three times into the air. They both
wait an hour and no one shows up. So they shoot three times again
and still no one shows up. Bewildered they try this again and again
for the next couple of hours.
Fred starts to look a little worried, then he shouts "It better work
this time, were down to our last three arrows!"
Two hunters got a
pilot to fly them into the far north for deer hunting. They were
quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The
pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six
deer. But the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take
four of your deer, you will have to leave two behind." They argued
with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had
allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and
capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all
six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley,
the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the
Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, "Do you
know where we are?" "I think so," replied the other hunter. I think
this is about the same place where we crashed last year!"
2 Deer Hunters
A couple of deer hunters are out in the woods deer hunting when one
of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his
eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell
phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead!
What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I
can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back
on the line. He says, "OK, I'm sure he's dead, now what?"