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Duck Hunting Humor:
Duck hunters at the
One night during the local duck hunting season a police officer was
staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI
violations. At closing time, he saw a duck hunter tumble out of the
bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars
before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with
his keys for several minutes. All the other duck hunters left the
bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull
away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver,
read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The
results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzle officer demanded to
know how that could be.
The duck hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
The Pessimist and The
An avid duck hunter
was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found
a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked
by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal
pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely,
would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired,
and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The
dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to
retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This
continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across
the surface of the water to retrieve it.
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice
anything unusual about my new dog?"
"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "He can't swim."